Dude ... paraplegic porn is really creative..
Just saw a car with license plate GYPSYS that was full of gypsies
I've been congratulating people on facebook about their forthcoming pregnancies. I can't wait to see how this plays out
the jolly green giant just puched the pope. halloween is the best.
i was staring at it trying to desperately see a vagina
To the person who left a cup of vomit in the bathroom: I commend you for your aim but you are dead to me- not an ideal birthday present.
First time on E and Chris took me to a petsmart during puppy day. I might die of pure awesomeness.
We crashed a rave, threw glitter all over Gay Dan and the bartender, broke a chandelier and called ourselves the Kings of Neon.
WTF YOU SHOULDNT BREAK A SWEAT TAKING A SHIT. MY BODY HATES ME.
Why do you think she gets more guys?
well her prof pic is her in her bedroom looking hot and mine is me looking terrified while holding a giant spider at 6 flags, so there's that
I just want you to know that I am dancing around my apartment by myself singing Taylor Swift into a wine bottle. Do hurry.
There's scrapes on the inside of both my thighs.. Because we wanted to get drunk and climb trees naked.
So drunk I thought the door was feeling me up for a seconds
I'm gonna have to kick a girl scouts ass...
Just looked at my bank statement. 9 out of 10 transactions on the first page were from 9 different bars. The 10th was for birth control pills at the pharmacy. I need to rethink my lifestyle.
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