Think I'm gonna go cougar hunting tonight... Any advice?
condoms and good judgment
Can I buy both of those at the same store?
I'm pretty sure a girl doesn't give it up with a reverse cow girl...
get home. someone threw up in the fishtank last night.
Either way, he made a blog for his cat.
So not only did team sweden fail to particpate in any drinking game but i also found puke in my viking helmet this morning.
The guy you hooked up with is asleep in the tub. I just pee'd and he said 'turn off the tap' before snoring again.
Oh my god i hate key west. No one takes amex and strippers took all my money
I just had the weirdest moment. Made eye contact at the bar with a girl who has seen my vagina.
And if it ever comes down to tax or healthcare benefits we can get married
That's the sweetest thing I've ever heard
You had a hat of bras. Probably a good dozen, which is totally impressive for a Thirsty Thursday
My mom comes home from her weekend with her lesbian co-workers and asks "You wanna know how I got these bruises?" I've never been more torn about anything EVER.
I am putting together a break up mix and its pretty much the best of Phil Collins
Meanwhile I'm googling glory holes in Vegas
My cousin was arrested on a class b felony for selling meth out of the back door of McDonald's where he worked. Apparently it was the extra special sauce.
It was a career choice to be sure... Mistakes were made.
And you hate the library
Yea but I love drugs and my grades
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