Bristol Palin says: Remember to use protection
This whole living in Ohio thing is getting reaaaaallly old.
bailing my boss out of jail is a great way to spend memorial day
There are Star Wars cutouts in his basement. Obi Wan Kenobe watched me give him a handjob.
I can get orange kush...
GET IT NOW! WHY IS THERE A DOT DOT DOT?!
You paid the taxi driver with a comb last night.
Let's just say a refrigerator got involved and after that I had to send him home.
You can buy vodka at target here.. Maybe Missouri isn't so bad after all
Just saw someone tackle someone else to the ground for their coors light; he's not getting back up.
Yea, now that Irene is hitting us stores aren't selling any alcohol; beer is now a precious commodity.
Smoked a Vape in the library status: completed
Fulfilled a bucket list goal last night. Borrowed a dollar from a stripper to buy smokes
God bless Atlanta.
My mom just gave me my fake back to buy her more wine.
There's a lady lying down on the sidewalk in front of our building smoking a cig
is there a line between daddy kink and oedipus complex?
I might be getting fired on this week so the only option i see for tonight is to get smashed and have an orgy. actually this idea might explain why i'm not an ideal employee.
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