I think it's safe to say that I made out with the entire msu campus this weekend
After 9 shots a girl with a mustache......still not attractive
what do you mean I googled how to give an awesome blow job?
You put a thong on my pumpkin didn't you.
Two girls down stairs, two girls up stairs and....
We've got ourselves a situation
man, work is way more interesting with these acid flashbacks.
You made me wash my hair in the kitchen sink while eating bay leaves
they bet me shots that I couldn't give people piggyback rides around the club just cause I'm 125lbs and a girl...I had a line forming after the third guy.
to whom it may concern. if i am dead in colleens bed it is not her fault i slept in my scarf. my dads middle name is ronald.
My only expectation is honesty. And three orgasms every time.
Trying to find a reliable dealer on Rockfordmugshots.com. Guy arrested for 15 grams of coke could be him !
You realize those people have been ARRESTED recently. right.
BoomCity!!!
You don't have to text me that every time you have sex. I already heard you ring the gong.
Also I would love to pregame at your place if I weren't stuck at mine drinking laxatives
So this was during drunk golfing. She started wacking me off on the ninth hole and an old couple rolls up next to us. And Says "hey gu- oh my golly" and while my penis is in her hand I'm like "sorry you guys can play through"
You had sex with him AND his man bun. Like not just him but also the bun.
Randomize
