I want leopard sheets
haha sexcapades
thats the plan
I head back to the dorms in less than a week I'm not ready to see my roomate naked that much again.
Well it went from being a hug to a straight out tackle through the back door.
I really wasn't that bad. I thought I was pretty tame.
When Anthony passed out you poured vodka on his face
you can hold your grudge or you can accept the alcoholic treats as a peace offering. your choice
peace be with you.
So then I proceeded to the kitchen to make my "specialty," which consisted of a frozen veggie burger topped with peanut butter. I guess he ate it too.
There's jack Daniels coming out of my eyes instead of tears.
My liver and I thought we knew what we signed up for. We were wrong.
he says he is going to get you very high and make you leave the country with him
possibly by boat
Honestly and this might sound scary... But I want to get high and play with weapons
I got back and Katie was asleep holding a burrito. I woke her up and she ate it and passed back out.
My skirt was too short for the church and I brought my flask to the Scrooge play. God bless us, everyone!
The UTI came back with a vengeance.
my roommate had drunk sex above me in our bunk bed and then built me a fort to apologize the next day
He took a shot of vodka and AND ATE ME OUT AS A CHASER. YESSS. I AM IN LOVE.
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