Breakfast is bomb, yo. McDonald's before ten thirty is like Katie Holmes before Tom Cruise.
i have one question about last night
if this is about your fridge being filled with hotdogs, sour cream, and PB&J open-faced sandwiches, i can explain
cliffnotes. writing studyguide on last pack of smokes. glad this semester is over.
"It's not a date, we're just spending the entire day at a concert and then getting high together." Awesome.
You have found the Promised Land of friend zones
Also was told that I was her "third favourite booty call" - I'm taking this a good thing right?
It's a podium place so yeah...
I threw up in a mitten on my drive home. Wow.
I knew us throwing ourselves at him back in the day would pay off. I'm gonna b a divorcees rebound. Score!
btw you left your chapstick on the nightstand and bruises on my body...
gifts from me to you. you're welcome.
Just drove by where I lost my sausage gravy virginity
Now theyre filling the kiddie pool water with boxes and boxes of jello powder and im not sure if thats a sign i should leave or what
I'm only friends with her because I can't stop watching the train wreck.
There aren't enough words in the English language to fully describe how worried I am for your dick. And the rest of you, I suppose.
seriously considering getting an electric blanket rather than sleeping with guys this winter for warmth.
if wiping your ass w an envelope isnt the definition of hitting "financial rock bottom " then nothing is!
He ate me out for my sailor moon manga and I gave him a blowjob for his Devilman manga. Pretty sweet deal imo
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