My astrological sign? Vagitarius.
he whispered in my ear that he would be upstairs and i should come up. i stayed downstairs. he came back down and repeated to whisper in my ear. this happened about 5 times until he passed out.
Enough with studying for finals. Time to put that my little pony coloring book to use.
I woke up on a futon with 2 stolen budwiesers in my purse, 5 extra bucks, a sucker stuck to my shoe, one sock, and a stolen copy of the zombie survival guide
please tell me this is not legit
best line ever after sex today..."wow, that was a porn-star sized load"
Is it weird being in the house without any roommates?
Nah, just masturbating louder
i just added your friend Valery on the FB just to comment on your tits.... thought id give you a heads up
My only regret is that I have but one penis to give to your vagina.
5am, I am wayy too drunk for this. Hookers came out of nowhere. They're like ninjas. Some poor soul got the fat one, tomorrow's going to be interesting...
I think I should start a match.com profile and put "robe lounging" as my only hobby
How do I feel about a girl who has a g string tattooed on
First table when you walk in. Can't miss us. I'm wearing a feather boa and a green hat
You had me at first table
Did you high five my face last night?
Yes. Yes I did.
I'm still depressed that I forgot my ice cream at your place
hey u leave my anime porn out of this
Randomize
