At least I can take solace in the fact that with 8 billion some odd people in the world, at least one of them is shitting in their own car right now.
eating toast while peeing. You think this what kanye meant by the good life?
I don't know what your problem is but seriously you're a cunt for throwing up that song on your page. It's rude as fuck
omg its myspace i didnt think anyone took that seriously anymore
This girl in my class is wearing a sweatshirt that says "LEAD ME NOT INTO TEMPTATION" ahaha I almost just laughed out loud. We could never be friends
An hour ago, you were stranded out of state, and now you're getting laid? You are a god. Whatever you do, don't ask her name.
I feel like I ran a fucking marathon on my knees last night and there are bruises to prove it.
DONT EVER DUNK OREOS INTO WINE . NEVER
I think it may of been me pulling down my pants is why she walked away.
If you haven't seen a huge black man in tiny red snowflake shorts that barely cover his dick, then you don't know what I'm going through.
I sang "A Whole New World" while I took his virginity
That is awesome that you did that.
What if there is no right person? Maybe it's just the right cat. Or the right 12 cats.
You told everybody that you were a dragon and then projectile vomited all over the kitchen.
don't worry dude i have your phone, text me when youre gonna come get it
One lesson I've learned so far from college: You've always got time for one more shot. Always
I regret nothing
Not even Married Dan?
I regret one thing
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