Hey I don't know if you will get this but all I know is you are so beautiful to .ee and? I dare anyone to stop me me from caring for you ante so beautiful so I kid you not gorgeous iyoiu are so beautiful to me i dare som.eone too stioo you
would really like to know how the teddy bear got super glued to my testicles.
You missed a lot. I drank contact solution thinking it was water, vodka thinking it was water and some unidentified substance that reminded me of pine sol thinking it was water..
Let's just say a refrigerator got involved and after that I had to send him home.
I am getting drunk. And i'm going to paint my face and slide down the stairs like Pochahontas. Goodbye
She said I looked exactly like my dad. Then she made out with me. Should I be questionable?
I can feel my moral fiber fraying.
Is it too much to ask that I wake up one morning with out a pic of your dick as my wallpaper??
Even with having the shower running and music on everyone could hear the alcohol gods making me sacrifice my dignity and meals from the past week.
Nothing says I've got my life together like vomiting on the groom and passing out at your youngests sisters wedding
I am in the bathroom at work, pooing while eating pretzels. Hungover Fridays are in full effect
Is it weird that i want a guy to ask me to homecoming by spelling it out in meatballs?
THATS VERY WEIRD
But idk if I cried about life then banged him or banged him and then cried. Chicken or the egg?
Is banging someone in the national guard considered a state service or a national one?
Just learned a very valuable life lesson. Never motorboat a cat when they have claws.
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