Shes from jersey what did you expect her to say when you asked her if she did coke? Its like asking some1 from a third world country if they are hungry
There comes a time in a man's life when he's almost thirty he just needs to stop watching Degrassi. This is that time.
And yes, in case u were wondering a 25 year old high school agriculture teacher did just hit on me At Walmart bc of my pinata
I need to beat up a magician now. BRB.
She told me she's dating him because his apartment is a block from Taco Bell. I don't know how she's not fat.
We were walking up the stairs and I asked Dominick what floor the party was on. The cop who had just tried breaking it up was walking down the stairs, drinking a slurpee, and answered, "Third floor."
I don't know what that means. But if you take off your pants, you'll probably get arrested.
I still have your make up all over the inside of my thighs from the face sitting. Free tonight?
I told him I felt we were at the point where if I saw him talking to another girl, I'd probably choke him out. So I guess you could say things are getting serious.
I think my ball sweat smells like waffle house. might be time to change up drunken eating habits
I swear if you laugh while im moaning i will immediately stop and go home.
He texted me "sup", so I sent him that gif of the surprised guy and apparently it offended him
Just woke up in a Price Chopper bathroom stall with a half eaten cake on the floor. Had to get a ride from the waitress I made out with. What happened to "Don't let me drink Tequila?"
I lied.
The most awkward thing in the morning is seeing your teacher's dick right before you go to his class.
you woke up this morning in a laundry basket, only wearing rainboots.
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