My goal for the party is to get everyone in a diaper. Reasonable?
We were laying in the basement dry humping to the rhythm of the washing machine
Just woke up bloody and clutching a rear view mirror I'm pretty sure is from my car. For those of you keeping score at home this is why I stopped drinking four loko.
i think the penis that was inside of me changed my life
Makes Sense, i generally dont want the same person two days in a row. Its like what i pick for supper, i like variety
We 6 way cheers-ed with French fries last night, hammered, in the booth.
Also, rendered a whole bar silent last night when I told a guy to take off his panties and take a shot out of my cleavage. Video to follow...
Wanna show up on a guy's doorstep and punch him in the balls for me? At least this one isn't a cop.
I just saw two homeless guys bond over the fact that they both use Crown Royal bags as wallets in Burger King.
Is it possible to be drunk burnt? Like sun burnt but from drinking? Cus I think I that's what it feels like
I completely forgot about the posting of partying pics shortly after adding my gma my dad was like grandma says your all over fb but she doesn't know how to use it. Of course I'm all over her fb. She's got 6 friends I am her newsfeed
Watching Supernatural does more for me sexually than the physical encounters with 90% of the men in my life.
this weekend took five years off my life and what was left of my dignity
Spent tonight painting strippers in camo.
So I have a horrible yeast infection right now and I learned that Scott is cheating on me and now he has a yeast infection in his mouth and in his stomach a pretty aggressive one too. I believe the doctors call it thrush. Text me in the morning tell me what you think.
Randomize
