But i just feel like he will pull it out and ill panic. I mean its fairly basic. Up and down. But i feel like ill just freak out.
I just learned in bio that our sole purpose for life is to have sex.. so your high number is acceptable. its actually lacking.
And he tried to make it as casual as possible by asking where i was going on vacation while he was poundin me.
Their house warming gift for us was a half case of keystone and getting the cops called..
Just hit a cone using a lit sparkler. Tastes like I might die but it was magical.
I never want to hear the words unlimited shots for boobs in the same sentence ever again.
Maybe I'm just didn't notice and imagined a different penis as a Freudian coping mechanism?
Is it weird that I Facebook creep hot people from their credit card receipts?
Being single for so long makes me fucking creepy.
i just googled coccaine effects on sexual performance..maybe im dating the wrong guy
I didn't know what to do so I panicked and puked in my pillowcase with my pillow still inside.
If I had a penis, I'd want to put it in you. And I'd treat you with respect and pay for your drinks.
Condoms and Ice Cream, that's all we need.
He started yelling "you tha man!" while I was reverse cowgirl
Congrats on graduating and I'm in a cab and need someone to helps keeping me up, do you mind
HE LEFT ME THE DAY AFTER I LET HIM PEE ON ME. If you date him after that, I'll leave the fucking PLANET.
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