sorry I missed your bday party.,I was vid chatting with that new guy I'm talking to all night...happy biirthday though
hickory dickory dock, please dont tell me about your cock
Ur just texting me random shit. That's what Twitter is for
I'm taking last night back. It officially didn't happen. Tell your friends.
His threats seemed pretty legit for a 6 year old
there is potential here for me to have a consistent access to someone's dick who isn't actually an asshole. i think i'm ready for a relationship.
I may be Daddy's little princess, but doesn't mean I can't be the blowjob queen.
Um, would you be up for dick jousting? Stefanie is willing to pay 40 bucks.
So much rum. So many feels.
The only downside to doctor sex is that getting choked with a stethoscope leaves marks.
I'm having leftover pizza for breakfast. I'm clearly not the greatest at this adult thing.
Like I didn't gracefully walk into these feelings. No, I fucking stumbled and fell face fucking first.
That's brilliant but could get us arrested. Give me shots until I shout LET'S DO THIS
He got up after sex and said "is it wrong if I say happy Mother's Day?"
Was last night real life? Like did you really light your hair on fire
Randomize
