I'd be more interested in girls if they were more interested in anal.
This girl in my class is wearing a sweatshirt that says "LEAD ME NOT INTO TEMPTATION" ahaha I almost just laughed out loud. We could never be friends
And my fence, why is part of it on the roof?
i just realized why god gave us younger siblings....to DD for us when we come home for the summers
how do i say "thank you for the blowjob, but never talk to me again" without crushing her?
he let me wear his jacket and there was a magnum and a bowl in his pocket ... I think im in love
Mcdonalds hasn't even finished serving breakfast yet and u two are getting drunk?
bring the dog... nobody goes to jail with a dog.
i'm gonna friendzone myself so you dont have to
Your life is quite full of dick lately.
It really is!
Beer. Pizza. Seething Rage. I will be full of two of these things tonight. You get to decide which two.
Okay well for one he didn't speak any english but before any happened he made me use the translator to consent
Lynn just told me "I heard about your divorce. Condoms or morning pill your choice and I'm buying". Sorry but I got plans now bro.
So he cheated on his gf again. For the third time. Second time with me. HE CRIED WHILE DRIVING ME HOME BECAUSE HE CHEATED ON HER. And I laughed the entire way. Good god I'm an asshole.
i'm not sure you can trust me in a car with 20 dozen donuts
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