So what's the moral of this story? Aside from 'lesbians hold grudges'?
and then you went into taco bell without pants...and surprisingly you weren't the only one there without pants
at least franzia made me throw up pretty colors.
I left two shots of jager for you guys when you wake up from your death. Do with it as you wish
We couldn't get our shit together to go to the bar, so we're getting drunk and facebook stalking all the girls who have gotten fat since high school. Any names you wanna throw out?
its not a party unless mikie exposes himself
attractive or not, he has more than one book on serial killers. i'm gonna get out of here while i can
I just saw a herd of slutty loofahs run down the street...
Strange request but for my birthday you should get me one of those vibrators that you can plug into your iPod that go along with the music.
Now that I've quit blow, I think I'm allergic to my cat....
Sware then you fell into me doing a Tarzan swing thing and my margherita spilled and shattered all over this guy and sice you were on the ground you tried to pull it off by twerking on the floor lmfao
I'm 99% sure I just flashed my dad with my vagina. So that's the new low now.
Your cock has been in the back of my throat. Co-worker is no longer a sufficient title. Fix that shit ASAP
True strength comes from lack of pants
I dropped a piece of Mac and cheese in the shower and I almost still ate it. Stoned, but not stoned enough to degrade myself.
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