You were right, I'm so drunk and I want to eat the shit out of my vanilla cupcake candle it smells delish
Experience is the best teacher
so i woke up this morning covered in mail. none of it is mine.
So i told my advisor i had to drop the class bc the prof said "supposably" and "irregardless" within the 1st 10 minutes of the 1st class; she agreed with me that dropping it was the best choice
remember the used condom we threw behind my bed? my mom found it and is accusing me and making a big deal out of it,
Haha! You pissed me off, so I actually told her to go look behind your bed. Good thing I moved to Nevada, so your dad can't kick my ass. Good luck bitch.
Monday morning margarita madness at ny house. Yes before wheel of fortune. Yes day drinking.
She screamed at us, "You guys need to wake up and smell the beer-bong!"
I've decided that it's a bad thing. But I've also decided that I don't give a fuck.
yup and then I snapped out of it and realized I was playing beer pong against a 4 year old... and losing
just curious, were the inflatable penis' received? Amazon says they were delivered.
DONT TELL ME I CANT HAVE AN ENTIRE BOTTLE OF VODKA AT DINNER. IM AN ADULT. I PAY BILLS.
At about 2:30 i found you passed out in my closet with your face covered in cheese whiz
Saw a thong on the yellow lines of the street when I left this morning, are they yours by any chance?
EVEN AFTER ALL THAT COMPLAINING... STILL NO PENIS
I couldn't have possibly been that bad
You had her flip the penny over to the lucky side before you picked it up and ate it...
Why is there a trampoline for sale in my front yard?
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