seriously this is one of those moments where im glad i dont really talk to or know the people i sleep with
Well said.
im so hungover...we just watched The Perfect Storm and i got seasick
i love insurance, just had an iv with 4 bags of fluid, 2 shots of finagrin and a 2 hour nap . woke up without a hangover. all for $20
It's like there testing me. My dad kept handing me margaritas and saying "you can take it"
slow down on the beer.. we don't need another pentabong projectile hot dog incident
don't trust your eyes. just sniff them. if they smell like axe, they are broke, move on to the next.
the bar didnt serve shots so jim ordered us jaeger neat. it worked.
I will kick you in all of your body parts. All at once.
You can laugh all you want but 99 grapes is a lot stronger than what you were drinking.
Oh yeah I remember when I first saw Kyler's balls. If there's anything high school swim prepared me for, it's the amount of testicles I would see here
Just accidentally walked into a parade for Jesus
Nothing says "i love you" more than flowers and potatoes
They're gonna put "is a hoe" on my medical records
Guys are like someone else's baby; i'll play with them but if responsibility is involved i'll hand them off.
You tried to see how many socks you can stuff in yor mouth and I just put on a damp sock. Is this what bestfriends have come to these days???
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