I can't believe he cheated
Whatever. Anytime she has an orgasm, it's because I taught him how
Yes. Hungover. All the boys are going wakeboarding. Boys only. I wish I was a gay guy so I could go wakeboarding but still suck dick.
So as she is about to take the walk of shame she flips out. Apparently someone left a brown present in her shoes.
He cummed in my mouth, then said he had to go because his best friend broke his foot falling off of a balcony, put twenty dollars in my hand and was gone before I could even swallow...
they said he just opened the front of his shirt and threw up alll over himself
We didn't talk. I watched you drop an egg on the floor. And watched you praise your haunted broom.
She literally got down on all fours and I swear did a 360 degrees head rotation exorcist barf...and then moaned IT WAS THE TACO BEEEELLLLLL
so no, not her best night
I accidentally KO'd a baby in the airport. Thought you should know.
Yeah, if you don't like strip clubs you won't like microwave chimichangas.
My Instagram consists mostly of drag queens and people who dress up as power rangers... I'm pretty sure I'm an unclassified category of gay
it is shots o' clock and I am never late
I think i just shit in their garbage can, I'm ready for that ride u owe bro.
I'm driving home wearing one sock, boxers, and a tee shirt. That's how good it was
Can we climb Your roof?
No bitch its 2am go home.
The economy cant be that bad, I willingly got fired to bang her again.
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