Went to gas station for smokes. three cops pulled in. got gas i didn't need. found diff gas station.
good choice.
Tickle wars 95% of the time end in sex.
after we had sex last night he told me he smelled like my vagina. and then he said that if his roommate had a vagina he would probably smell like it. because "they hug weird and shit."
Woke up to a huge puddle of water in the living room floor, apparently I made an indoor snowman.
i got two bottles of merlot and sorrows to drown, you in??
His wife found out about our affair the same day he got fired for it.
Standing in a circle of girls fistpumping to the word "hospital" while taking shots.... I don't see this ending well, but its fucking fun.
They wouldn't let me hang out the sun roof and sing apple bottom jeans in the drive thru of hardee's i think i no longer like these ppl
I just blocked a guy on grindr for having a little dick. See? I do have standards.
I think that thing where I have 2 boyfriends is happening again
Security deposit gone.
burned down garage with fireworks.
An old biker dude just flirted with me at Food City. I enjoyed it. God damn I need to get laid.
Having to do the walk of shame on crutches was defiently a first for me. cheers to the governor, klove
That has got to be a joke. No human eats that much grass and lives to tell the tale.
Flight got cancelled. Stayed in the same hotel as the flight crew so now I can cross Sex with Pilot off the bucket list
He regularly flies into DC, so I’m going to sign him up for my Frequent Flyer program!
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