Tall, dark & handsome can suck my short, pale & awkward dick.
he was actually really polite. he asked before he came on my chest because he "wasn't sure my stance on it".
Your kinda stuck between a rock and his hard dick on this one..
I woke him up and he was mumbling something about it being moist, or he peed himself but it was okay.
On an unrelated note: I'm also a big advocate of the "never waste a boner" theory.
I feel bad for the cleaning lady. All you can smell is latex and Jaegermeister
there's a photo set of like seven dicks covered in glitter....i don't know what to do
I'm on a treadmill at the gym ordering pizza on my phone so it'll get to my house around the time I get home. I NEED HELP. Or I'm a genius. I haven't decided.
I haven't been that free with the boobs since I was 19. I'm putting them away for a while.
If you insist
The one guy literally flopped my boob out. Yes I insist.
So like, boobs.
are you really going to start every conversation like that?
I just want to have sex that doesn't end like a B-rated horror movie.
Do you ever get a cramp in like, ONE labia?
Of course I fucked him. He was wearing a rainbow cock sock and cowboy boots.
Everyone has seen your nipples. It's like asking if they ever walked on grass. You need better hangover questions.
Is there a sexuality term for 'only wants hatefucks'?
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