The tricky part is not getting sand in any orifices. Or is the plural orifi? Orifi don't, we'll both be unhappy...
i just used shampoo as lube. why? because i'm worth it.
he let me wear his jacket and there was a magnum and a bowl in his pocket ... I think im in love
we where pretty evenly matched until he threw me through that wall
He decided not to draw dicks on my face when I passed out because he was afraid I'd retaliate and superglue his dick to his stomach....he knows me too well.
Someone else needs to become the bad example in our group
But you wear shame so well
We played alot of beer pong and ventured into the woods with tiki torches
I'm going home because your Crackraptor step-brother tried getting his nasty meat hawks in my pants last night.
It's not ok to announce to a group of people playing beer pong that a girl put her finger in your butt last night. I now know this
I think I might be harboring a Canadian in my womb.
I am still awake. And let me sing you the song of my people. Ahem. "I have a bottle of hydrocodone and you all can fuck off."
I'm currently sitting beside my brother who is taking a bath and feeding him nachos while he covers his genitals. If that's not sibling bonding then I don't know what is
a large sweaty girl i dont know is sleeping in my bed. A scotish man and a small child looking dude are on the couches im on the floor sleeping and im ok with it
he's fucking insane. he's worse than me. is that even possible? I'm only with him because his dick is huge. I need Jesus.
My penis is lonely
So is my ring finger
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