Iiiiiii almost fall ib the lake
your youtube search consisted of "food slideshow" and "the angry beavers"
Wish you were here....
And I wish your mouth was around my cock, but that never happens, does it?
Dude, we're at Einstein's Bagels and the dude next to us is spreading cannabutter on his bagel.
i am pretty sure she ate my hamster last night. i am thinking this because she left me a note that says she ate my hamster and my hamster is no longer in its hamster cage.
Aw lol. Sounds like my masturbation injury last year
just cheers'ed a flock of cattle as i drove past eating a burger i bought 7 hours ago. that high.
I chugged a beer while I was riding him and he told me it was the sexiest thing he has ever seen. this guy knows class when he sees it.
Was my shirt on fire at any point last night? Because I'm fairly sure my shirt was on fire.
But the real question is how many people didn't see my dick last night?
Shotgunning beers to finish a midterm project at 3am is a good idea right?
someone stole all your weed so you told us you were planning each of our deaths
Who put the fucking tampon in my Mike's hard lemonade?
I gave him the white girl "you spilled my psl look" and walked away
Somehow reaching for the flaming hot cheetos ended up in the best sex of my life
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