im marching my happy ass in there and im not leaving until he cheats on his girlfriend!
Just saw an old man buy two cases of keystone light, a case of milwaukee's best and a case of icehouse. Degenerate alcoholic of senior citizen of the year?
I'm so glad i pay social security
I just realized this is gonna be the last time that I'm high in my childhood home. I'm kinda sad. I'm really high..
Its officially tradition: I black out every year on michael jackson's death day..
I feel like I have streams of color and coldness wrapping around my body.
knew it was a bad idea. the look she gave me when i left her roommates bedroom in the morning really illustrated that.
I don't know how I'm gonna do that tomorrow. I feel like I was hit by the motorhome. LOL I WAS.
You dont lie about slip and slides
Ill go to bed but tamed sharks isnt so much of a bad idea. Not for riding
I can only rely on you and Taco Bell
Drunk field day, hangover yoga and sober archery practice
Good news y'all just straight up snorted 2 adderall and I'm not a real being on this plane of existence anymore and I'm ready for finals
what the fuck happend anyway? How did it go from smoothies after work to blacking out?
I am become drunk, destroyer of all worlds
I need your help immediately! I sorta kinda sliced my foot off at the ankle with my new kitana. Bring your cooler, ice and some hospital road beers.
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