I want to walk on stilts...naked
AIM automatically accepts video chats on my laptop. I found this out when I got a text from Jacob after my first attempt at drunk lesbian sex saying, "I'd give it a 7. You need to work on your positioning." I think I'm single now.
I'd do that. But we would need storm trooper helmets.
Don't be a dummy cum on the tummy. Make her a slut, and cum in her butt. Have no fear, jizz in her ear. Don't be a noob, cum on her boob. Forget her rack, blow on her back. Just take off your coat and jizz in her throat. And if she seals off her holes, cum in her rolls
is that a poem?!
Sketchest drug deal yet.... I just got paid in quarters and chucky chesse tokens. I need to stop hooking my friends up.
I have three paper towels stuck up my vagina. This is not a time to be calm.
Your boyfriend and I are bonding over your giant dick.
On Wednesday I'm putting wine in a water bottle and crashing Margaret thatchers funeral
I'm so glad I was blacked out while I was going all exorcist in the bathroom. That's so not a memory I want.
Want to do me the honour of waxing my legs again before I go to Mexico? I feel like it's a tradition we shouldn't break.
Im just an angry damaged little elf who wanders around and tries to find drugs.
So when did "Are you okay?" translate into "Don't tell me you got fucked by another rando after another rager"?
i accidentally gave my stepdad ketamine so id say it was a fun weekend.
What conversation warrents "penis" in rainbow comic sans
cant one of your roommates drive you?
You came in my eye once. You owe me.
ill be there in 20
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