I just watched a guy get turned down by a prostitute
Let's go to weight watchers and eat in front of them.
Just printed out my Plan B coupon at the library. Saving my own printer ink and paper as well as 10 dollars towards not being knocked up.
She was adopted and used to dance at Sapphire. just my speed.
Scratch that. Good bye liver, good bye clothes, good bye dignity. Hello awesome weekend
The only way I could get him to agree to hook up with her is telling him I'd hook up with him next week.
I once puked on the side of the hwy driving home and it somehow made me feel more Canadian. So don't rule it out
Just so you know, a 6'7" tall gay man, with a martini in one hand and a fairy wand in the other, is not a force to be reckoned with...don't ask.
You me handle of captain and a sorostitute study sesh, if we don't get laid mancards must be relinquished
That is NOT what pussyfooting around means. Try that again with your toe and I break it off.
He said he doesnt believe in the female orgasm,so no I did not have sex with him.
Bruh. He just said the words "cyber sex"-is it 1999?
Lets just say the phase, What a dick, has a whole new meaning at the urinals.
Even in drag you're still better looking than your sister.
dude the water is back on, you can stop shitting under the tree . . .
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