If you're really into hairy Serbian chicks, Cleveland has a lot to offer(216): We're going to cougar night, the serbian chicks are the best aged.
i should go to a nude beach and wear just a condom, then ill have tan lines on my dick
It took him longer to remove his skinny jeans than it did for him to finish. I didn't even have time to realize it sucked until it was already over.
Your dad needs a mid life crisis affair thing, I could totally be that girl.
He panicked, you ducked and I was coming off a 3 day coke binge. It was no one's shining moment.
I got drunken sympathy for the whales' plight last night and signed up to give $50 monthly to Greenpeace. Calling to cancel was worse than the hangover.
Hear that? That's the wail of a dying whale. Murderer.
I might have been the first person to be rolling balls at a referee seminar
My puffy vagina and I are on the way to the doctor to see what your mutant penis did to us THANKS A LOT
Right. Will do. I'll call you if I need a ride. (that is a double meaning, go with it.)
Come camping we have xanax and steaks
Blow Jobs and the Patriots Playing I think I’m going to marry her
so i was about to call you for your birthday but then i started making out with this guy... and i feel bad but i felt like you'd understand
He has me blocked on facebook.... so I stalked him using my cats fan page.
He just told me my boobs made up for all the bad things that had ever happened to him. I'm definately having sex with him again.
it was weird i started the party in just my underwear and woke up in my clothes
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