that was a gay-test. you passed.
with flying rainbow colors i hope!
Last night was so much fun. i kept trying to lick everyone
Yet again my drunken self has managed to find his way into the middle of nowhere with no shoes or recollection of what happened last night.
Then I guess you don't remember me driving you there after you tried making out with my girlfriend, dipshit.
She said she couldnt do it today but shed make it up to me next week
stick it in her butt and if she asks, say that thats what you thought she meant
well it doesn't count as a walk of shame if he drops you off at your class in his golf cart
Just heard the new 'We are the world' ... Can I get my 10 bucks for Haiti back?
i jus got home and totaly forgot i had nut all over the back of my shirt
..im mad u rememberd about that
I just watched her pee in a trashcan, im still probably going to fuck her, what does that say about my standards
i'm not a hellocoptur, but youer in a dorm ans im un a dorm
Well, as a member of the greater american southwest gay community I just have to mark this as a total loss and you will be missed.
Do you think Brian would let me smoke while we fuck? I'm not sure ill survive exams without a constant nicotine intake
Mom and I shoplifted today. Her idea.
Retirement sounds fun.
I need a conscience and I need it yesterday.
Don't let me pee the bed... Its going to be one of those weekends
she compared me favorably to her vibrator
which one?
Randomize
