i drank out of a bidet.
dude he was laying on two half-naked chicks, as they rubbed him down with lotion, while rolling a joint. hes like a modern-day african king
Yeah like 200 white people came and they are playing that one Biggie Smalls song everyone knows.
Trying to figure out which chair my head was under last night
pain. pain everywhere. this is why throwing yourself at concrete is a bad idea.
Sorry about all of the penis things that happened last night.
I'm drinking vodka. Get ready for my famous "come over" mass snapchats
We got high and watched Winnie the Pooh. Isn't that what every normal person does on their break?
The bad news is that I stole all your drugs. The good news is that ITS KICKING IN!
I'm drinking coffee out of a pasta sauce jar and eating fruit soaked in Smirnoff. I think I've hit rock bottom.
His chest is so hairy i want to pet it with my nipples.
This is the perfect outfit to do ketamine in, I must say
she peed her pants, took them off, the put them back on. but she only put her legs in one hole.
You're my best friend, so I'm kinda scared to say this, but.....I kinda feel odd when I show up with you at your family events and I have banged or blown at least 3 people in the room
test was negative. but nancy drew has yet to solve the case of the missing period.
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