You're my favorite asian/girl I've met here.
You're ridiculous
Your hot
I just foul balled at work. I had taken off my coat too… had to go to the sink wash my hands then go back to the stall and pick up my coat. I hope the guy shitting in the stall next to me didn’t figure out what happened.
I'm actually pretty neutral about a lot of things. I'm like Switzerland with a penis.
she broke up with me using backstreet boy lyrics
you deserved it if you knew it was backstreet boys.
This girl would not stay down. It was like night of the living dead. She kept on rising up to haunt anything with a penis
Eberyones makin fun of me cuz I found a snail and caught him and put him in a bocks for u
um, yes. it's my birthday, of course there will be acid.
He kept surfacing with a delighted look on his face, guessing different types of food to try to figure out what makes my pussy taste so good.
You didn't act like you were blacked out yesterday...
I didn't know
Dollar Store pregnancy tests. For when you sorta wanta know.
They have marijuana tests too!
Now the circle is complete. Just interviewed a guy who was a higher up member of the team I worked for in my job before this place
You know I love you more than life itself, but love has its limits. And so help me god, if you bail on me, I will fucking watch the last Game of Thrones episode without you.
Talking to her is like watching "Bad Life Choices: The Movie"
We decided to try to steal hot dogs but it ended up with me punching him in the face and crying. Pretty solid night
Btw "you gettin a workout in" isn't a great gym pickup line. Like no I'm fucking grabbing lunch on my way to class.
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