I saw her while sober, and she is definately cut off from the penis ride
Some chick is drunk waving down a taxi with a slice of pizza.
We tried to make ramen in a glass bowl on the stove. They called facilities to pick the glass out of the door
I just got a call from the front desk apparently one of my feiends was dropped off by a handicap bus passed out in a wheel chair unlv is goig down
This is three metal detector wands away from being the strangest porn I have ever been in the audience for.
he shit on the floor last night i'm not venturing down there
I'm gonna get drunk in the shower and yell at my parents during dinner. Have fun in Texas.
i'm teaching a bunch of people how to grow weed over snapchat. no shame.
When are you going to accept the fact he is gay?
Come on... He's just practicing.
Ok. That's acceptable.
why is there blood on my car? and are we still friends?
my last search of the night was "the physics of green eggs and ham" what the fuck
He somehow obtained a megaphone and managed to scare away the out-of-control house party—the house party that HE started, by the way— by pretending to be the police.
If I had your ass I would rule the world
Straight up just cock blocked my dad. Also this apple sauce is good.
Legal advice please. Can you sue someone for jerking off to photos of you?
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