when I scratched it gently some sort of watery looking stuff came out...so then I just stopped thinknig about it.
I woke up with ten beers in my bag that hoarded at the party last night. Rally? Its five somewhere.
Just tried my new showerhead. Sex with Brian will never be the same.
We JUST got rid of the new years fatties at my gym and now the spring break fatties are here. goddamn.
I ended up with a gash in my head from drunken dancing last night. I love life.
In anticipation of No Judgement Tuesday, I believe a Can We LOL At What We Did Last Night Saturday is in order
If there was a bread and water delivery truck id make sweet hungover love with it.
I'm just opting for alcohol abuse, ramen and cuddling with my dog for now.
MEAN GIRLS IS ON NETFLIX! I REPEAT, MEAN GIRLS IS ON NETFLIX! THIS IS NOT A DRILL! I LITERALLY NOW HAVE TO CANCEL ALL OF MY WEEKEND PLANS.
I want an apology pizza with SORRY IM A DOUCHE spelled out on it in pepperoni
Woo is fucking right, dude. Vodka night tonight. Honestly, every night pretty much seeems like vodka night lately. My liver wants to move out of my body like I gave it an eviction notice.
I mean I made my therapist laugh so hard she cried....so yes, my life is literally a joke to everyone
That was my first party and they were so suprised that this little freshman girl was a FUCKING BEER PONG QUEEN.
apparently i ended up downloading "thats amore", giving him head, and singing it... all at the same time
wow. that really looks like a penis. not a top hat
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