god. i hate danny gokey.
Hes like the kid in school that reminds the teacher they forgot to assign homeowrk.
he's mormon right? lame.
when people say theyve been sober for however many years is that like couple beers not drunk sober, or no drinking sober?
I hate thxgiving break now because that totally means I'm not able to have sex for a week.
I just looked at the maps icon on my IPhone and "eR" was typed in the search address bar. I wonder if we ever got there.
Apparently I joined a band last night. Definitely my favorite blackout.
Due to our sore throats we are now doing bong hits with cranberry juice to sooth it.
After your mom took her 12th and fatal tequila shot she proceeded to fall head first into the bonfire... Guess I don't have to fear getting old after all
He wears a hat. All the time. Even during sex. And I'm okay with that.
Whore. There is deli meat in my wallet.
Why is my fridge empty save for a basketball???
Lol I think I might have been a little aggressive last night there is a blue ass print from your jeans on my wall
He kept telling me that it stood for Sex Utility Vehicle
That's why my New Years resolution was no more blondes. They're all bad news
She wore her engagement ring the whole time we fucked. I hate her fiancee, so it was cool
He climbed on the counter and announced it was time for something called The Cocktacular and all the girls immediately left. He cockblocked the entire fraternity!
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