Woo Hoo! Just saw Asian kids with rocker mullets. Tried to get a picture on my phone, but you know how those ninjas are.
idea:have a jello shot stand(opposed to lemonade stand) to raise money for spring break
is the shake weight an appropriate valentine's day present?
you spent the night getting lap dances from a stripper with a c-section scar then ended up at a one room casino by the airport and you say you're too good to blaze and see pirahna 3d? bullshit
She kept saying 'I love you' but i couldn't tell if she was talking to me or to her beer.
He was a bulldog and my face was like rare meat. Never again with the drunken ones.
There is nothing like getting stoned and spying on people with binoculars
This lumberjack with a huge beard is doing his group presentation in a dirty t shirt that says "I'm only 2 girls short of a threesome"
It was like the Alcoholic Olympics...double fisting fifths with eight 40s in my backpack...running from the cops in stilettos. I will have bitchin' hamstrings come Monday.
Im the proud new owner of the campus speed bump sign
I swear 95% of pictures on my phone are from drunken nights I don't remember with me doing a peace sign alone in somebody's bedroom.
This may be the alcohol talking, but I'm pretty sure I know Spanish now
Come on, will you just fuck him so we can watch Star Wars.
I got titty fucked last night and you're breastfeeding your newborn. Clearly we have gone two totally different paths since 2011.
He had a small dick anyway. I'm glad I barfed on it.
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