You do realize the lyrics aren't "hold me close TONY DANZA" right?
You can't be serious.
you would have Pina Colada flavored saliva.
it's just like freshman year of high school, with more drugs
I apparently tried to stop my spending of money by sealing the top of my wallet with gum
It sucks..Now I'm depressed because appearence wise, she's the closest to my favorite pornstar I'll ever get..
I went up to get a drink from the hotel room. And ended up getting arrested in the lobby. Spring break has not been forgiving this year.
He makes me wish my vagina was bigger... This must be what love feels like.
We played strip Bananagrams and I won. Thank fuck I read a lot as a child.
all my mom knows is what I put on facebook. So... I mean... She knows we drink a lot.
TONIGHT IS GOING TO BE A FUCKING BLAST. EVEN IF I HAVE TO SET OFF A BUNCH OF FIREWORKS IN YOUR KITCHEN.
I vaguely remember us chasing shots by licking each other's faces last night. Our friendship has reached another level completely.
I saw seagulls fucking earlier today. What have you done with your life recently?
I hope I didn’t eat too many edibles just now. I got shit to do today. Like make Jell-O shots and take a shower.
However, pretty glad I spent the night puking on my car instead of fucking him. Then I'd REALLY be miserable.
I am watching a girl dressed up as santa, full on fat suit, try to fight a six foot 200lb man. A reindeer threw beer on everyone. Shit is going down
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