I told him to go down on me and when he did he started crying!! I asked him why and he said my vag looked just like his ex girlfriends!!!
Smoking bowl and applying to community college. I now know how I got here.
You can drink as much as you want but it's not gunna make her forehead any smaller
I was hoping it might at least fix her teeth
Let's drink?
Just because it's bacon vodka doesn't mean it's for breakfast.
Im pretty sure at one point a very high you yelled, with actual tears in your eyes, "im not wrestling with you anymore, you dont respect my safe word!!"
I just haven't been myself lately. I slept with a guy 21 years older than me and I've been wearing my hair in a center part.
2012 needs to end already. I've exceeded my quota for People Who Have Accidentally Seen My Tits.
i am willing to donate my body to this science experiment when it means free blowjobs
That's the kind of activity you can only get away with by wearing a lion codpiece
You wanted to go find him and we told you to sit down cause you kept stumbling. You yelled " I CAN STAND!! It's the walking part I can't figure out!"
If you can't seal the deal with her, I will. And you know I'll be successful. So there's your incentive
Yeah we invited her back for chicken nugget sandwiches
Marrying her is the worst scenario of any. That includes death and zombies.
The police report said i was screaming at someone that wasnt there, then the cops told me to call someone sober and i called mike to tell him "They are trying to arrest me for stealing information from the FBI" at that point they took me to jail.
The last I heard from her she said she was going to plant sunflowers, get drunk on white wine and listen to Everybody Wants to Rule the World on repeat.
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