I'm just looking at Lindsay Lohan's vagina.
Oh yea! I was just doing that too!
Just passed a sign for an "adult food and fuel superstore". Wtf does that even mean?
im not sure but a few things come to mind which just makes me giggle
Guys should not giggle. Ever.
Whoever decided putting Tom Seizmore and Heidi Fleiss together in rehab should win some kind of award.
Needless to say they were not happy to find out that we braided their hair together, when one of them woke up needing to puke bad
so far we have 6 big wheels and 10 boxes of wine for the tour de franzia. team drunkslut is favored to win the yellow jersey.
bark. im thoroughly looking forward to kegs and eggs. next weekend should be pancakes and pinnical, then cereal and seagrams and then whiskey and waffles.
I once puked on the side of the hwy driving home and it somehow made me feel more Canadian. So don't rule it out
Couple of things: my nipples are blue and knowing that at some point I'm going to have to poop is incredibly terrifying
You can't just call animal control when you're drunk because there is a bug in the shower.
Get your clothes on you are our DD for the night. The usual three way payment
Thank you for caring about my cervix.
Well it's like a wise man once told me: "If you're going to shave your balls, don't do it hungover."
You climbed out your own window and walked in the front door..
So the next time I call you and say I'm going to my first strip club because it's christmas eve eve, and have work the next morning, I'd appreciate you stopping me
Our sex sesh was interrupted by a bunch of hobos fighting outside his apartment.
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