sorry I missed your bday party.,I was vid chatting with that new guy I'm talking to all night...happy biirthday though
I swear I am going to pee, wipe my vag with my hand, and then slap you in the face with it.
I realized i make the same noise when i get a blow job as when i eat pizza
let me put this in terms we both understand. he was the crunchwrap supreme of men--the perfect combo of all things manly, gooey and delicious. and ready for instant enjoyment.
Help. All alone. Room is. Changing colors. Dance party 2010, but without dancing.
and now her best friend is massaging my table under the leg. this may not end well.
he convinced me that i wont have to do the walk of shame bc he has to go to jail in the morning
It's official drugs can't kill me
Anne I just took two ambiens. I think my body is melting into my blow up bed. Like a stick of butter just slowly melting. And I'm alright. Don't be afraid. I'll be alright.
I gotta shower this stuff off me I'm starting to hear baby kittens in the toilet tank again..
Well the streets were closed, so it was okay for me to just lay down for a little bit.
he told me while inside me and mid thrust that he's dreamed of that moment since high school... awkward
Look at the picture I MADE him take with me...like why??? He's holding my foot?
I say I hate my boss but I find myself jerking off to him more and more with each passing day
Want to do me the honour of waxing my legs again before I go to Mexico? I feel like it's a tradition we shouldn't break.
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