I got so high last night I started crying because i couldn't stop thinking about how scary space is
I looked up to you, until I saw her walk out of your room.
Just woke to a Christmas wrapped pack of hotdogs in my bathtub. How high did we get?
Whatever, she only has 293 friends, she cant afford to be defriending me..
I know you don't remember, but the teeth marks on my face say it happened.
he thinks the dog can do a keg stand. i will let you know how it turns out
I want a nosebag of coke after my exam. Like what horses have. Coked up horses. No excuses. I love you.
I can't remember where my feet are. All I can see are colors, and all I can feel is terror. The lollipop was a bad idea.
Russian roulette. Between salvia and weed. You in?
FUCK YOU MAN
Well, you've continued the theme of living with people who's dicks I've sucked.
Someone should make a valentines day card that says "I like the way you continuously consume thc with no concept of a limit other than drug supply" Because I'd send that to you.
We should just do therapy together, clearly we have all the same issues. It's why we are friends.
Seriously. Are we going out tonight? If we're not, I'm going to put on sweatpants and do drugs.
And I had on a penis ring on the whole time at dinner. And I ate veal...
we have beer and we're watching the birds have sex in our yard.
Randomize
