The 3 of us think it's time to start drinking.
3?
Me, myself and I
We're 3 acts into this drag show and we've already run out of Lady Gaga songs.
Last night was so much fun. i kept trying to lick everyone
I am 90% sure the kid in front of me in class is picking his face spots, smelling it, and then eating it. That is a LOT of % sure for something like that.
No, don't worry. We're not going to get THAT arrested.
Shit. Come in my room. Bring a trashcan and an icepack
they ran out of ice so they are using frozen shrimp in their drinks
I never want to hear the words 'my therapist says . . . ' while naked again.
The cops forgot your handle of tequila when they took you away. Taking shots in your honor amigo
Your beautifulness. Funnyness. Sexy hairness. Coolness. Plus you ask google how far wendys is from your house. Will you marry me
He sent me a selfie with his cat. He has found a way to my heart. And pants.
If there is a heaven, that's what it will be. Bagel Bites and cunnilingus.
Why do I have "apologize to Dave Coulier" written on my hand?
Did you smoke and go to the aquarium again?
Dude, I wish I could live my entire life blacked out.
Randomize
