Come in. Grab a controller and a beer. We've got some Madden to beat.
You're the best girlfriend ever.
I fucked the bump it out of her hair. just had to let everyone know.
i was taking the test and had to adjust my boner and my teacher thought i was cheating or something
you were standing in two feet of water, screaming at people walking by to "call river rescue".
she gave me head while i watched the '98 Rose Bowl on espn classic. Ryan Leaf really was a huge bust
Find out what day classes start and I will come down to Richmond that weekend. Any broad who claims to be 18-21 will be promptly ID'd. My job has trained me to spot a fake from a mile away, and I don't need a statutory rape charge.
we need to find an occasion to wear tutus
Huh interesting. Well thats too bad. Did he catch on?
I doubt it. After sex he sat there naked until the episode of fresh prince (which had JUST started) was over.
And I told him that even though were not together, if he has sex with anyone I would have sex with someone else, video tape it and send it to him.
Who would've thought that Monopoly night would've ended with some girl peeing on the couch.
He has a burner phone just to send dick pics. It's revolutionary
just got a call from a life insurance sellsperson and apparently our xany dealer referenced us. not cool thats breaking the 4th wall
My body looks like ricotta cheese had a vacation
hurry up. it's a friday night and i'm drinking in my office by myself. wearing a stewie griffin costume. the cleaning lady is judging me.
Anything special planned for Valentines Day?
Does testing the strength of my coworker’s marriage count?
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