Done. Eyebrows are waxed, entire body shaved
I'm cleaning the house. And I can't stop listening to Enrique Iglesias. Am I gay?
I even have the new album if that helps you make a decision.
you were chalanging people to drink the "worlds biggest jager bomb" - a VASE of Redbull and a PINT of Jager... is it no wonder you dont remember anything?
So I just used shazaam to figure out a pairs figure skating song. I don't think I could get any gayer.
just saw a girl who had one of those monogrammed backpacks... her initials are VAG. is this a sign?
I just took a shower and I feel like 20 pounds of sex just came off of me.
But today feels so special with katie getting herpes and me cleaning my room. Good things are happening.
Priorities: waking up on your doorstep desperately clutching half a meatball marinara but with no sign of your keys, purse or housemate. Where are you?!
I woke up at 6am to a knock and a naked guy at my window.
Its okay that he doesn't remember you, he only remembers girls by their boobs and I think you were wearing a jacket
We're only going to be this young and this cute but for so long. And how often is it that a pack of Albanian law students is in your house?!
Bra is off & I'm snuggled in a pizza. Adulting is good.
sorry bout the carpet, but you DID call it "blackout punch" not "don't vom on my floor punch"
I thought this boy told me to choke him, so I went all in. Turns out he really said “stroke.”
Think he has a gf
Yea that shit doesn’t necessarily stop me
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