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(818): View more from California

why am i having a flashback about somewhere we were this weekend with music videos playing? Spike jonze brothers place?? Help me out

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(720): View more from Colorado

Ketchup is God's man juice

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(717): View more from Pennsylvania

I just showed my boobs to our astate representative hahahahahahha

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(803): View more from South Carolina

so apparently telling her she could shit easier and therefore lose weight faster wasn't the best arguement for getting anal.

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(818): View more from California

I have fb friend requests from two random swedish brothers... Must have something to do with that hostel I stumbled into on mardi gras

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(330): View more from Ohio

I found out what happened to my eye. I punched myself in the face.

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(919): View more from North Carolina

I never thought I would say the free bottle of grey goose was the problem but it was

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(610): View more from Pennsylvania

My entire news feed is ice bucket challenges. I wish there was a hide from feed button like FarmVille

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(813): View more from Florida

Mom says you're allowed to come home if you replace the towels. I don't want to know why.

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