We're pretty sure the 'pocket' aspect of the hot pocket is unnecessary. Testing our theory now.
It's just like the Real World with babies
just saw a midget ride a motorized cooler into the liquor store. i'm gonna follow him home.
I just found out that the liquid capacity of my breasts is 700ml each. I should not be left alone at home when drunk.
I cant help but love a girl who informs me of the pregnancy test results by emailing me a YouTube clip of Barney Stinsons not a fathers day speech.
I don't think we should have started that trash fire
I put the condom across her upper lip. It was like a mustache of a job well done.
well the night couldnt get much worse after she peed all over herself and the sidewalk.
I just had my first non-cocaine-induced nosebleed for the first time in 2 years. This calls for a celebration.
I think her version of saying goodnight was being flung over a guys shoulder as he said, "Bitch. You don't need no shoes."
She fell down no less than 4 times while we were at the club. One of which was while she was in the bathroom stall next to me.
90 seconds of pumping and 2 months of bragging all summer. So much for my reputation here.
Puked in the trash can. Took a bite of someone's breadstick and kept dancing and drinking
I have seen you puke and 5 mins later rock my world. So there is hotness there that average people will never see..
we promised ourselves we wouldn't get too drunk, and what happens? I wake up the next morning with half a mcdouble in one pocket and some barbie clothes in the other.
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