dont worry your back hair reminds me of angel wings
Just washed my feet between classes in the bathroom...Four girls totally judged me...
He tagged himself in all of my pictures so he would get a notification if someone commented on it.
Restraining orders are what college is about.
So i guess my mom went into the kitchen and asked me why i was making mac and cheese at 4 in the morning and apparently i yelled at her to "get the fuck back bitch you don't know my life"
he found you with your pants down, trying to straddle the urinal. no one should have to see their sister like that. ever.
I blacked out before two in the afternoon yesterday. Now that's a successful birthday.
another part of my inner child died when i emptied my crayon bank for dollar beer night.
Do you remember trying to use a pencil, pen, and sunglasses as your second form of ID at the bar when they wouldn't let you in last night?
i've never been that scared in my life. i ran naked into the corner and he just stood there trying to shield his boner from the light.
DR UNK TOWN USA
TEAM USA GO AMERICA
I HOPE YOU ENJOY THIS VDIEPO BECAUSE I AMS ENDIONG A LOKT OF EFFORT RECORIDNG IT
I ONLY PARTIALLY KNOW WHAT YOU SAID. BUT I THINK I WILL LIKE IT.
I effort
I had to hypnotize my roommate last night so there's that.
That moment when you can't decide if you should vote for the random frat guy you have head to at the beginning of the semester for business and technology senator.
Within the first 2 minutes of this morning, I found out the Lions lost on last play, and Scott Weiland died. I wont be in today.
I would give away three of my own ribs to be able to eat myself out.
...ew
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