To answer your question of whether I "went back," tits just informed me I was kicked out for falling off my barstool and passing out on the floor...
so, totally just picked up a pack of red bull, and some magnum condoms and the old woman at the register's tone went from "hi blah how are you" to "oh....how YOU DOIN'?" she knew what was up
We can make salsa ya know, maybe even some hot sauce. That doesn't mean we're married.
You know those ponds where you go and pay $5 and your guarranteed to catch a fish thats how i describe her
She's the only one so far who hasn't laughed at me naked.... I'm gonna marry her.
I wonder if he just picks random boners to send or just the realy impressive ones
Grape juice and vodka is NOT wine.
I assume it was your influence that had me go from DD to waking up out on the deck with one eyebrow shaved off??
How many layers of skin can you loose before it becomes bad?
I slipped on a piece of pizza last night and when the bouncer helped me up I told him the garbage can pushed me.
I'm trying to seductively eat these M&M's to let her know its on
It's volleyball. Just do it. You want to look sporty. Save sexy librarian for another day.
That's actually very serious....I really do think of you whenever is see pizza
He asked the waiter, at 6:40 am, drunk, if they served alcohol. After he said no, he's like 'well, I guess we can eat then.'
Jack said he hasn't jerked off in like two weeks and he's like a smoldering volcano who wants to bury you like Pompeii with his man gravy
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