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say what?
wanna hang out?
she smelled like a LAN party
I wish "capable of destroying an innocent girl's life" is something I could put on my resume
i woke up, turned over, and noticed an assortment of knives stuck in my wall. i should prob stop drinking
dont try to nair your balls. i speak from experience
just heard a glass bottle fall in lecture and my first thought was to yell party foul.....is it friday yet?
Btw, I'm creating an event on fb to celebrate the one yr anniversary since we went to jail.
I just woke up and my mouth tastes like I licked the bathroom floor in the last ghetto bar we were in. I'm going to get my mouth checked for chlamydia. Do I see a dentist for that?
I have a scary feeling my mom might switch her goals from finding me a husband in 2012 to sending me to rehab
He is so sweet! He thanks me for sending him dirty pix. I should keep him.
It probably would have happened but I just can't picture myself losing my virginity while laying on top of his Quiksilver duvet set.
Doug will be the one to get my vagina. I don't know when or how but I'm now declaring that it is his. And he better not disappoint.
May he have a McRib induced stroke and lose the feeling in his tastebuds.
i'm not too sure if he's up to my expectations looks-wise, but in the penis department he exceeds ALL regulations.
Christ, I'm so hungover I pretty positive I sent Luna to school with salsa instead of jelly on her sandwich.
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