i may or may not have a boner. what are your thoughts
using my metrocard to split lines. it says optimism on the back. i am optimistic that you will appear at my door and help me finish all these drugs.
One of the cleaning ladies on my floor just screamed from the bathroom
well he has a gf so if he picks me up tonight i'll only him finger me
it was a whole new experience in the world of ball fondling
Not quite sure what happened last night. I'll drive your dresser over to you later.....
You insisted on take shots off of plates.
Homegirl just dropped a candle on the floor major party foul. Thought it make you feel better.
told weddin planner we wanted to work in ceremonial body shots before vows. she hasnt reponded yet...
He burst into tears while I was blowing him. NEVER giving a bj for a graduation present again.
yeah its nbd she just bit me in the face. be there soon
It was a "my chaser needed a chaser" kind of night
I may have just sent her dad a picture of my penis. His name's Myron, right?
I went to bed early to get up and have a cup of coffee and watch a Sunday sunrise; and again you come home with no shirt and more stamps than my passport. Get the fuck up now, you are taking an Uber to waffle house. The order is in you name.
He’s got a big dick and a big ego. This could be fun
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