Question. A woman tells her guy she's on birth control. Stops taking it to have a kid to force the guy to be responsible and with her. What rights does that guy have
None he's f-d
haha my mom just sent us out to go to all of the hair cutting places to ask for hair because deer ate all our zuchini.. and we have to pee in a bucket all day cause deer hate urine. please tell me we are normal?
i cant lie to you.
i did the 'picked up item' thing from zelda when i jizzed on her face
so you're single again?
yea but it was worth it
Um don't talk to me about fat. I just used my chip bag to cover up all my candy wrappers in the garbage.
My own mom unfriended me on Facebook.
sooo my mom just yelled up the stairs " you left your bowl down by the computer"....aaand for a second I forgot cereal bowls still existed
She liked every single Facebook status in her newsfeed and then made her status 'I LIKE U GUYS'
It's not my fault I help girls realize they're lesbians.
czant get you from the arport. sry i found the rum. dan sucks at rumpong jusrt so yo knoqw.
I'm just planning on experiencing Disney as adult style as it gets. Drinking bloody mary's at dawn and telling all the kids waiting in lines how badly their future sucks and that Santa isn't real.
Finally buying a camera. Missed out on recording a 3way last night. Hindsight. Ugh.
I think id rather titty fuck an A cup than deal with what happened tonight again. shits depressing
I bought more beer than I could carry and managed to fit it all in the fridge. It's an alcoholicmas miracle.
Can i have the words "she went crazy and never came back" written on my grave?
Soooo, hypothetically, how long would roommates have to sleep together before its considered dating...
Randomize
