he told me it was because of the roids, but i couldn't tell if he meant ster or hem.
a stripper queefed in my friends mouth last night and it reminded me of you. miss you
So I got a little fucked up on the punch, and made out with the family friend. Which is apparently morally reprehensible. I don't get that.
Walk of shame... his parents made me go to church with them first. in my club top sweat pants and slippers. i just slapped god in the face
Hold on. She's wrapped herself in toilet paper and is scaring the dog.
Too many margaritas?
The only ground rules are no one is allowed to come who will say "no, that's a bad idea" or "what if we get arrested?"
Bob the builder, bob the uilder bob the builder bbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbjbbbbbiotch!pp!!!!
some guy had a sword and everyones crying..it turned bad..fast.
Because once my penis is in motion, it stays in motion unless another force acts upon it.
The shit show didn't end. it just relocated itself to my apartment instead of yours.
you also need to get my treadmill fixed.
Are you considering all the consequences of doing your boss or are you just rationalizing with your vagina?
honestly if there were pictures of last night i would be embarrassed.... im embarrassed without pictures
I'm gonna be late for work because i decided to masturbate and forgot to put my clothes in the dryer
Wow this just keeps getting better, weed, shrooms, a stripper..........a gun.
Are you still passed out in my back seat, or do I need to come find you?
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