My butt just had a miscarriage. It was yours. I'm sorry. You would have been a great sexually confused parent.
we were watching porn and trying to copy the position they were doing now i think my hip is dislocated
my girls lil sis wanted to play hide & seek. she told her 2 go hide. we went to the room and had sex. she was hiding under the bed.
One last question would your parents let me sleep in your bathtub for the night?
Uhh, there's a legit bruise on my boob.. Again how does he manage this
omg i met someone at the bar who sells hair feathers. that are long. saved in my phone as "haiirs deather"
It's like the sisterhood of the traveling vaginas over here
Is it a good time to tell him he's getting too clingy if he sent me a picture of my name spelled with Cheerios?
He fucking took my shirt off and didn't even touch my boobs. What the actual fuck.
Because the guy guy doing the drawing either wanted to bone, or wanted us to stop entering the contest. Either way, we got concert tickets so I'm cool with both scenarios.
what a fun peer-pressure-filled weekend
I shit myself when I came, don't have flu sex
His Instagram is like a gay porn blog all of the sudden got conquered by the Mormon missionary that he is
I bet your mom's never met a girl who's thrown up at the presidential inauguration before though.
Alcohol. Making me feel good about myself since 2008
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