So yes it WAS her period, NOT a nose bleed.
her night didn't end so well, both of her boyfriends got arrested... together.
He looks like he has a penis
What the fuck
A good one, a good penis
My parents just suggested that we tailgate the midnight christmas service. this is my gene pool.
its time for step 4 of getting over him: post his number on the transvestite page on craigs list asking for pics
They found a chair, duct taped me to it, then gave me a bottle of vodka to 'make me feel at home'
This drunk girl wants you to know that I do actually like you. I'm not just using you for sex. I think you're cool.
I put my hydrocodone prescription in my cereal box its like real lucky charms
There's a mechanical bull in the basement dude where are you
In other news I may have fractured my masturbating arm
At least it wasn't your drinking arm
how fucking stupid do you have to be to think I'm going to accept your friend request months after falling asleep during one night stand sex?
ANIME MEN ARE MAKING ME QUESTION MY SEXUALITY AGAIN
I just bought a butt plug on Amazon prime day and you're the only person I felt would appreciate that decision
Some guy just walked past the bus stop in a lab coat and with a samurai sword and case...
Never thought I’d use my computer science degree for teledildonics, but here I am
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