She said her name was "party"
He just said "Chunky" very loudly in his sleep.
"I could never have "feelings" for someone who, at one point, wanted to "hate fuck" my face."
I'm sorry. Both for you two breaking up and because I just ate some of your cheez it's.
Missing a small section of hand. Hope your night is going better
just to let ya know we might have to take a stripper snowboardin sometime
I think this breakup is Gods way of telling me I deserve a bigger dick
He ate me out. IN THE MORNING. I love less attractive men.
Next sat night Titanic party. Bring your floaties, trashy necklaces, and a large lung capacity. This ship is going downnnnnnn.
You lifted he top layer off his birthday cake and made it say 'eat me' in the cookie monster voice so yeah he knew.
Serious concern: will TSA confiscate my bondage rope?
She wasn't one for labels or anything serious really but while she was riding me she yelled marry me. It's like she fucked her self into commitment lmao she realy is a keeper bro
im gonna shove his purity ring down his throat
I'll give you some leg action but I'm not showing you anything else until your penis admits it loves me
You just kept yelling GET YOUR SKATES ON, BITCHES. WE'RE GOING STREAKING.
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