jackpot. dress really slutty so he knows you mean business
I woke up this morning with "guy in polar bear j.crew boxers" written on my stomach along with a 5 digit phone number...
how is it that boston is so bitchin and the rest of massachusetts sucks so much?
how is it that you still think "bitchin" is an acceptable term anymore?
ps... at the end of one of the videos you yell "let's do the eiffel tower again.. i'll be in the middle!" .. i almost died lolol
she was dressed as a doctor claiming that after she was done i would have a "permaboner"
Wait, is this the kid that tried catching a bat in your backyard with a flashlight and a ball of tin foil?
I'm all about sex. But even I know there will be a time to retire my junk. And that will be my 40th birthday, or whenever I'm hideous
You put your name in his phone but not your number then screamed "Open the door!" and jumped out of the car
took some adderal to make my alochol withdrawl less shitty. now im just concentrating on how badly i need a drink
I was orgasming and dying of laughter at the same time. I think I've found the One.
No seriously, I don't care if you just sucked God's dick. I have had a better Fat Tuesday than you
I am going home. I have pee on my pants. Rachel is driving and I and drunk. It is not Rachels pee. It is my pee.
You squatted and peed on the living room floor while maintaining eye contact with Sebastian
His parents bailed him out, the police said they found him on a curb trying to call people on his wallet, hahha. He had his wallet open to his ear callin people
I bonged champagne. And did keg stands. What in the actual fuck am I doing with my life?
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