So I think we're almost at the age where we should start calling boys men. Now what age do they start living up to the new title?
Most never. Some around 65.
his penis was crooked so i rode him at an angle. he seemed used to this.
Walking home still drunk in snow. Snowflakes are my only hydration..Need moreee
My drug dealer asked me out. What's the protocal for this?
Breaking hearts and overdosing on semen. That's my life.
some dude is stoned out of his mind in my calc class. just shouted that the teacher was a genius cause he got rid of so many numbers
sorry for allegedly lighting the beer pong balls of fire
I just stole a cupcake from somebody's bottle service
And I got $4 when somebody made it rain.
is it weird that I didn't think he was hot last night when I was making out with him but right now I'm Facebook stalking him and think he's really attractive??
your beer goggles are on backwards.
i need to start buying Plan B in bulk and leaving them at the door. I'm really sick of walking to CVS with my one-nighters
Sent him a nude and I forgot to crop out the Jesus picture in the background. The Catholic guilt is too real.
A boy just offered to come over and help me clean my house. I hope you are more successful than he will be tonight.
You know the force is loosing strength when Darth Vader can't handle his liquor on halloween.
I just revenge puked in his shoes. This is gonna be a fun night :)
My life is in shambles. Just made a grilled cheese in the microwave on a hot dog bun
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