ARI BLEW A 2.0 HAHAHAHAHAHHAHH THESE COPS ARE SO COOL!!!!
i just sold back the books i vomitted on
you pissed in the sink and didnt realize it until it was time to wash your hands
a price tag just fell out of my vag. i guess its worth $13.99...
I had no where to run... The dumpster sounded like a good idea at the time
His body is just chiseled out of sex. I would let that man do anything to my body. Including fuck me while my parents watch
You're a college freshman. Its your job to be pathetic. And drunk. But mostly pathetic
I wanna get shitfaced and yell about Tim tebow
My lecture teach is passed out next to me. I think I'm doing pretty good for a freshman.
Wtf are freshmen gonna think when the first thing they see in a pale 6'4 white kid with a mustache yelling ya man and we be liming in a Trinidadian accent
And I don't know if this is really ESP, or just a crazy feeling, but I'm pretty sure he has an std. Or at least a cold.
Ok because I want to set a new world record for how fast I can drink away my Christmas money
It's amazing the amount I can accomplish with a glass of wine in my hand.
Are we planning this because I am online looking for places with a Mechanical bull
if they didn't want us to do blow at uni, why would they make textbooks so smooth?
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